Invasion of the Screechers....First they came by land. Then they came by sea. They masqueraded as Uber drivers. We heard them calling....'did you call an Uber?' 'Which way to Old Orchard Beach?'
They use a new Digital Pulse Drive that echoes through their cavernous abdomen. You can hear their low rumble torque eaters coming at you from yards away.
Stay tuned. Model 1620 launching soon. Frequent status posts on instagram.
*jk. Designed and assembled in the USA